Fresh carrots or fresh grass?
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Carrots was indeed the obvious answer
Where’s your favorite place to poop?
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How does one find true love?
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Makes you think, doesn’t it…
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I think she’s trying to say date a whole bunch of girls and one boy?
I’m having more trouble with that last part.
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Sexy, see?
my heart melted at the simplicity of this truth!
Read any good books lately?
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Is that a book about a Java library?
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What are the top signs someone’s having a stroke?
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lol
Can you generate a random password for me?
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All I see is a bunch of asterisks.
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Fuck me, when you understand you understand. Way to make me feel old.
That’s pretty weak… is our typomaniac a russian asset?
I’ll be more careful around her in future ;)
Hey, they asked for a random password, not a good one.
How do I integrate the trigonometric function sin7(x)cos4(x)?
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Can I have an autograph?
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Aww, yay, thank you!! :))
How do you feel about 2025 so far?
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Same, little guy. Same.
Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?
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Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for “yes”.
They haven’t seen me naked, so I cannot confirm. Also, I didn’t realise lemmy used markdown.
Your guinea pig taught you something today.
I’ll be careful in future.
edit: oh wait, you’re on about the markdown, not seeing me naked.
Indeed, obviously she has quite the talent for markdown. Perhaps you could enroll her in some training for web development? She already types better than some developers I’ve met through the years…
Who did you vote for last election?
jlkmm . …
Don’t blame me, I voted for jlkmm . …
Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.
We should replace journalists with guinea pigs on keyboards
Or a large chunk of politicians with guinea pigs - they’d probably do more…or in some cases they’d do less which would be a positive thing.
What’s the smartest thing your owner has ever said?
She turned on airplane mode with this one.
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
I knew Douglas Adams was wrong!
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How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?
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You’re the expert!
This pig thinks it’s sooo smart
