I like that it’s “Forced”. If it was just “make people shit themselves”, it would just happen and then they’d wonder what’s going on But Forced implies they’re fighting it, it implies resistance. That’s kinda messed up.
Well, I just made up my mind.
I hope you have to point at the person for it to work, so they know it’s you.
I was just assuming it was just Power Word: Shit and would effect anyone up to however many hit dice.
Maybe it’s both!
If take the purple pill, can I do that to anyone anywhere on Earth? Or just people nearby? Anywhere on earth, the purple. Just nearby, toss up between purple and a weed gummy. Do I know the strength of the weed gummy?
Even if its nearby… I’d visit every trump rally out there.
Is the poop something that has to be done in-person?
Does it have to be assigned to an individual, or can you decide that everybody who uses the word ‘rizz’ regularly will now poop?
Or is it like Death Note where you have to have a specific person in mind? I would totally be down to be the Kira of pants-shitting. I’d be the God of a stinky new world.
Problem is that in the US I’m fairly certain our leaders are already forced to wear diapers. The President who was elected 32 years ago is younger than the President who was elected 2 months ago.
To be fair, the president elected two months ago is the oldest asshole to have ever won the office.
The last 3 elections were the oldest ever
The pink pill is so silly yet can be so useful.
blue, so I would finally have a friend
I’ve got a shy bladder, a wife, and plenty of weed gummys.
I’ll take the purple pill. Took forever to potty train my youngest and that seems like a useful skill.
I’d probably use it whenever I get road rage. Oh, you wanna cut me off? Fuck you. Shit your pants.
Purple but myself. Please myself. Dear gods myself.
Only if you’re a people.
Why is this so funny? It’s fucking stupid 😂
I love that ability. I always want greedy billionaires and hateful politicians to be made a fool of. Now I can do it with comedy.
No violence and death, just lots of dookies. Oh this is so fun.
I’d take yellow because nothing would change
So take green then maybe?
Nah, I don’t like weed or any of the other options
This is among the shittiest color combinations for colorblind. I only see two colors of pills: something magenta-ish and something yellow-ish
I think that’s why they have words along with them? 🤪 (sorry)
Silly me! That is convenient. Btw I’m torn between “Make your crush like you but only as a friend” pill and “Forcing people to poop on command” pill, though I’ll probably choose “Forcing people to poop on command” pill because it is sillier than “Make your crush like you but only as a friend” which fits silly ol’ me
My first instinct was pink, but on second thought blue. There is no saying that because the pill makes them my friend that it couldn’t ever change. If not, I could always use more hot friends who could hook me up with their hot friends.
Man crush on Keanu or Cavill and have them be your friend. That could be great.
You’d have to choose your celebrity crush with care.
Pink and I would dedicate the rest of my life to making Elon Musk shit himself literally every time a camera is pointed at him.
Yeah. I got the magenta one years ago. I’ve been making Trump drop a fucking load on camera for awhile now.
Can you make people poop so much they die? Asking for a friend
As a student of history, it’s definitely possible and indeed a not insignificant number of people did just that.
just Elon? What about Nigel Farage? pls?
Doing god’s work.
No gods or kings. Only poop.
You’re nicer than I am. 24/7 if it were up to me.
Gold made me think of this forgotten greentext.
What? Where I live pissing directly into watter is like the opposite. As my roommate once said: “Didn’t your father taught you how to piss or what?”
Real men piss the shitstains off the bowl without making a mess.
It’s our duty!
What about the ones below the water line?
Piss harder.
Well, yea, but then we’re back to pissing in the water which we’ve been told is a no no.
Hold the tip closed until you build up enough pressure. Or just clean your damn toilet I guess.
You read the greentext. Your roommate probably just didn’t want to be horny anymore.
