Someday, the teens that are now told “you’re too young to make that kind of decision” will be sitting in rocking chairs, knitting.

I’m really interested in reading the part of the Quran that forbids VPNs.

Do you understand that they are using religion as an excuse? If that wasn’t an option, they would just use something else.

Or when the search results say “learn about [thing], [insert adjectives here]” or other bullshit instead of just giving you the answer.

Bluesky people what?

Or they could be correctly labeled, but with a twist. Like for example, posting a ton of pics of Trumpet with a Hitler mustache.

That’s offensive to orangutans and insects. They are amazing and useful creatures, unlike conservatives.

While you’re at it, why not silverfish?

I’d rather live somewhere habitable than somewhere with “valuable materials”.

Are you joking or do they actually do that??

no problem 👍

If they retired, they’d just get untired again.

I love how fish have such weird faces!

are you sure? 🔪

I went to the zoo today! Didn’t get very good quality pics, but putting them here anyway.

I’d take an artifact and bury it on another side of the world just to fuck with archeologists.

Then I’d go to the South Pole and put a sign there that says “way ahead of ya” with no context or other traces of human presence.

List of people who are suprised:

Also wind and sunlight literally come from the sky, which is like, the number 1 thing associated with divinity of all time.

You mean civets.

How could you forget tuxedo?