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“Im sorry but we aren’t accepting applications for the position of President at this time.”
“Oh, okay. Can I leave my resume?”
“No.”
“Oh. Okay.”
“Im sorry but we aren’t accepting applications for the position of President at this time.”
“Oh, okay. Can I leave my resume?”
“No.”
“Oh. Okay.”
He was expecting the politicians to flee and go into exile. Then he would just walk in and assume command in absence of a leader.
It gets super awkward when they just hang around and be like “No thank you.”
Then you either have to commit to killing some folks and potentially sparking an insurgency or civil war, or stand down.
Bavaria?
Still slaps 33 years later.
I didnt ask and I dont care.
You’re right. Hey lemmy, lets all accommodate this one guys specific likes and dislikes so he doesn’t get his lil feels hurt!
A playstation 1 game called Nightmare Creatures.
My wife wants to know your location
How the hell is “average price” useful?
Thats like buying potatoes and pork chops and saying the average price is $8.75. Technically true but practically useless.
If you can afford food, its ok to just take it.
I spilled some on my pug and he turned into a greyhound.
Be careful she doesn’t OD on anti-ageing serums and turn into a baby. It would be seriously annoying being married to a baby.
Get off lemmy and start bailing water!
Verison charges an arm and a leg to time-bandwidth
I just scanned a digital copy one of my old medical certificates and edit the dates whenever I need a recent one.
Team Fortress: San Andreas
Black eyes: Lie still and wait for the alien abduction to end.