Anyone who didn’t vote for Harris is either evil or too stupid to be let outside.

How in the fuck do you look at the GOP and say “That’s what I want”?

They forgot the most important thing: Lead poisoning

I’ve never seen such a perfect user name

I hate it too but they don’t because everyone claims they know what they’re doing and they’ve already tried all that stuff.

99% of the time it turns out they haven’t and that was the problem.

No way! I don’t like pamcakes!

Well yeah, she’s rich

I really want to know what you’re talking about. I have a Motorola phone and it doesn’t do these things.

“At the end of the day…”

Oh no Spider-Man what what are you doing?

They swore to their fathers they’d never use it

If only this were a hole. People vote Republican because they want this.

There’s an eclipse?

It’s not. Boiling water with 110V power works just fine.

When are they changing the name to “Keiko and Riker are fucking”?

Pumpkin-spice gas for the holidays

The old JP Morgan reach around

I’ve even found A mini and micro to be more robust than C

Black Friday is an infohazard SCP

MilliMega