Wasps; I’m going to be a supervillain now.
Edit: Scratch that. Termites have better crime potential, if that’s the idea I’m going with.
Even if not, a large quadruped is the wrong answer when we already have dogs, horses and elephants. Something flying, digging, tiny or aquatic is where we should all be thinking.
I mean, obviously a lion.
Foxes. They’re like a cross between cats and dogs, with their cute fluffy tails.
Congrats, your wish was granted a few years ago.
Russians inadvertantly did that, when trying to rear blue foxes for fur. Selecting for tameness altered the coat.
You should listen to and smell a fox before embarking on that kind of project.
Oh I listen to them every night, believe me. I don’t mind it anymore. It is true though I’ve never been close enough to smell one.
Domesticated microraptor. It would be cool as hell, and also imply that we’ve somehow resurrected a dead species.
Get a chicken. They still know they’re dinossaurs.
I’d take a unicorn or dragon.
Ocelot
BABOU!!
Lana! He remembers me!
How do you titilate an ocelot?
Sparrows.
Sparrows are already semi domesticated due to living near human settlements basically since we started farming.
Well, they’re not domesticated enough to let me pet them unless I catch a chick which fell off a nest.
Zebra. Many have tried and gotten killed in the process.
Alternatively, Triceratops.
EDIT because I brainfarted: I meant zebra. Donkeys are perfectly stable and friendly. Zebras are assholes.
I once had to help an ass that had either been dumped or escaped and ended up at a park until the animal wrangling guy came. It was the sweetest creature I could ever imagine. All it wanted was to stand next to me and lightly push its head against my arm until I gave it pets and scratches. One of the best 30 minutes of my life.
I made a zebra out of myself due to having a brainfart as I wrote my original comment. See edit.
Your original comment isn’t that far off, though. Donkeys are often kept with other animals because they can be ornery and mean as fuck, killing predators that come near where they’re being corralled. They’re known as the rural alarm system for a reason.
I’m gonna have to go with a miniature elephant, maybe the size of a Labrador.
Pygmy elephant.
Zebras. It’s just a bug that we can’t, right? It’s just a stripey horse!
Zebras are extremely aggressive and violent
I’ve read somewhere some have been successfully (more or less) tamed.
I’m assuming the hypothetical domestication process proposed by OP is magical though.
Penguin, I want to see a penguin wearing thigh highs and an arch linux shirt :3
those would be the shortest thigh highs ever
Cat
Cats domesticated humans. Mine watches me clean her litter box. It’s clearly a power play.
Exactly, mine sees me as a bed apparently.
A bear. They are just adorable and silly and cute until they eat you completely for no reason.
A bear walks into a bar and says “I’ll have a …....…...….….….….….. beer.” The bartender asks: “Why the big pause?” The bear responds: “I don’t know, I was born with them.”
(Pic in OP relevant. Even bear cubs have big paws.)
It’s nice to be on even terms.
Quokka.
I need that type of positivity in my life.
Tiger!
