When the dog makes the barf noise.
horking noises 👀 👀 👀 👀
Mom?
The threat of homelessness (again).
A kiss and a coffee from my husband before he leaves for work. Best part of my day <3
Two alarms, 15 minutes apart
A really annoying cat.
Being late
Our twins jumping on my back. Unlike an alarm, I can’t turn them off and go back to sleep.
You can turn them off, just not sure of the legality of this in your country…
Pretty sure that isn’t legal in any country.
Yea, no alarm will ever beat kids. Our two (1y, 3y) wake us up at 6am every fucking day
My hungry cats.
The need to pee and poop.
I have issues sleeping I have not slept past 4am in decades I don’t even use an alarm or anything I just wake up and can’t go back to bed
Going to bed on time, and sleeping
A full glass of water, a shower, and then pulling a shot of espresso. Each step gives the energy for the next.
Hunger and the need to do stuff to go through this life with less pain than otherwise.
6 alarms each a minute apart. 5 from my phone and 1 from my Google home.
My mom used to have to dump ice water on me to get me outta bed for school.
Once I’m asleep I’m pretty sure you could throw me outta an airplane and I wouldn’t wake up.
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