• Dasus@lemmy.world
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    30 days ago

    He swore he was hetero but wanted to suck me off. Because dicks are so “aesthetically beautiful” while vajayays where just “disgustingly filthy axe-wounds” 😂

    Dude was so deep in the closet he was crowned king in Narnia.