If you swallow appleseed(s)
Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria
—Mac
“Respect your elders”
Nah they’re the ones who destroyed the economy giving free rein to corporations, set the planet on fire, and let cops run loose murdering and stealing as they please, fuck them
Not saying you’re necessarily wrong but “Fuck em” seems to be the new mantra of our society on all levels. Doesn’t bode well for the future.
That is because society on all levels deserves it. We need to stop with the expectation that people in certain jobs or positions deserve respect just because of their job or position. They only deserve respect if they earn it.
If they don’t earn respect, fuck em.
all levels
Healthcare is a level.
Housing the homeless is on a level society operates.
Crime prevention too.
You thought this through at all, or was this just a doodle on your trapper-keeper in homeroom?
Oooh. You were SO close to landing that sick burn, but we had to take points off for not making any God damn sense.
This made me laugh out loud on the office toilet.
Those aren’t people so I don’t understand whatever you are getting at.
It actually DOES bode well for the future.
The Boomers lived by “Fuck the future, I got mine now.”
We’re trying to change it to “Fuck the past, we ain’t got shit.”
rein
Fixed, thank you!
I feel like this is going to have [excellent] synergy with my boundary posts :)
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“You’ve got to love him – he’s your brother, after all.”
Yeah, he’s my brother who would get angry and destroy all my things when we were young, my brother who sexually abused my youngest sibling, my brother who launched into a homophobic rant against my mom during a time when she had cancer, a brother who cheated on and verbally and physically abused his first wife, a brother who probably drove my nephew to suicide.
No, fuck him. I don’t love him, and I never will.
Yeah I’d say that’s got to be triggering to hear. How do you respond to “advice” like that normally? Assuming it’s from someone who actually knows your brother.
I never have any response that’s likely to be edifying or helpful, so I typically respond with, “Well, I don’t,” and try to disengage. That’s usually enough.
If you take a level of rogue you can disengage as a bonus action
“Walk it off”
— coach
No, my torn ligaments need to rest and heal, asshole, not to endure further trauma. Get me some ice!
Puttin’ it on ice, bitches
Take a salt tablet.
“If you were just more positive you’d not be complaining about being depressed all the time”.
And/or
“Have you tried just being happy for once?”
Aka fake it til you make it
Putting in my unasked for opinion that we should popularize ‘flail it til you nail it’
I don’t know, this one has pretty much carried me through the last 40 years. There’s definitely worse advice.
Yea same here but in a different way than what people usually mean. Don’t fake being rich until you are. I was and to a certain extent still am socially anxious and bad at talking to people and holding conversations. I started faking being more socially adept than I actually was by copying people I knew who were extroverts and by observing peoples interactions in the wild. Eventually I did get better with both and have no issue with either, although I do need some time to recharge later on after social interactions.
Hard work always pays off.
smart work always pays off
;) ftfy
Being born wealthy always pays off.
I knew there was something I forgot to do
Not always. Sometimes you just end up as a waste of oxygen in jail.
Anything regarding loyalty to an employer or insurance company
“Calm down.”
One thing that’s sure to make things worse is to tell an angry person to “calm down”…
And the silly stepsister of this saying: Calm your tits!
Very useful when you want the opposite reaction.
- 4/7/8 breathing is better advice :)
- also Physiological sigh
It’s that like “in, hold, out”?
You gotter, ~~crocodile!
ottermuskrat
SIR?!
YOLO
It’s like a mantra for bad decision making. But it should really be used the opposite way. Like… I better put my seat belt on because YOLO.
Your comment reminded me of this https://youtu.be/z5Otla5157c
“Undercover Cops have to tell you if they’re a cop,” or other variations I remember hearing all throughout high school.
Somehow though, organized crime hasn’t figured out this one simple trick to ferreting out undercover cops in their midst, just ask them.
Also: “Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die.”
that second one seems way outta left field to me, what kinda contexts is that used in?
Vaginas
A one word answer that covers so many questions.
Like, “I don’t get it.”
It was from an episode of South Park:
Its the Criminal Bro Code
“Don’t believe everything you read on the internet”
- Benjamin Franklin
Burn your garbage. Burning garbage makes smoke that goes up into the sky and becomes stars.
Smoking cigarettes will suffocate the toxins in the apple skins sitting in your stomach.
if you ask a police officer for a piece of candy then legally they have to give you one
Fax
If something bad happens, just try to forget it. You’ll feel better!
If I pick up something that is too heavy my uterus will fall out.
Related query: Is there such thing as vaginal prolapse?
Also: are you Dwight Schrute lol?
Yes, there is such a thing as a vaginal prolapse but… That thing is really hooked in there! And no I am not Dwight.
Im scared to look 😫Wow, 1/3 of women will experience. Ladies, why do your genitals hate you so much?
It’s text.
This happened too a stray kitten I found years ago. She had gotten pregnant and this happened. We had to put her down.
“Snitches get stitches.”
How do you expect conflict resolution to work?
With stitches…
Or end up in ditches.
In ur Abercrombie &Fitchez
