More the hammer of Justine.

Justine is a sophomore.

That’s another reason why they’re kinda dead now. Closeted apps they have to maintain just to keep that garden walled, and it was a cost they decided they also didn’t want to spend.

1. Your aunt may be a tween with her first phone. I lost brain cells reading that and I’m sorry you had to as well.

2. Are you saying 9 hours is a long time or a short time? For reference, when I almost lost my arm, family an hour away didn’t come visit. This was before the iPhone, so no FaceTime either. It was okay.

3. Live a life you can love. You only get 80-odd years on this planet without a lot of extra work, so be the happiest you that you can be.

Tats like pointing a gun at your own head and … at your own head.

Regardless of what happens, the DNC will always say the answer is moving to the right.

This isn’t borne out by trending or statements. What kind of crystal ball are you smoking?

A friend tried to get me into Amway. I heckled him and refused.

He asked me again and I was more serious this time. I said no, and threatened if he asked me ever again it was the last he’d speak to me.

He asked again. I said “remember how I said we wouldn’t be friends if you kept proselytizing that shit to me?”, to which he replied, “yeah, but lemme sketch this out to you because it’s awesome.” Like, he wasn’t sorry and he still tried to bring me onboard.

I left. Didn’t speak to him for 31 years. He died in COVID.

Ohhh, that fiction. I forgot about that.

Maybe we don’t doxx the witnesses, okay?

No no. I think it was the Stockholm airport, for example. Each private stall had a loo and sink and like 1/2 gaps at the bottom; perhaps in case of flooding. It was the private spa of airport bathrooms.

My family there says it’s less about protecting people of different attributes from our own : they just can’t be arsed to delineate when it makes no difference and costs more to maintain.

Mix the bathrooms, ensure individual privacy, and everybody still poops.

1. Brushing them
2. Some diets can cut the hair down
3. Clothing that matches the cats
4. Lint roller
5. ‘inside’ vs ‘outside’ clothes, even if “inside” just means that shirt and those pants are halfway through their wear cycle and they’re now promoted to take the hair hit for the team until they’re washed or their relief arrives.

Clearly. For science.

You need to get one that knows not to jackson-pollack the hairballs.

Sir, that’s a mirror.

nobody really wanted a headphone jack

My phone has a jack. It’s why I bought it. I use a pair of corded earbuds for calls and music.

Why be all Joe Rogan about people who want a headphone jack? What’s it get you to calm people whiny and children?

Yep. Best Christmas present they could offer.

Do it. Push her harder.

no remote days and everyone work in an open office with no cubicles or walls to block noise, and certainly no distracting windows.

Wow. Add in the micromanager oddly obsessed with seeing my bum (in a chair) and that’s why I changed jobs.

Those are powerful words historically misused in America. Isn’t that a risky name to go with?

I love how splitting the vote cost them a few seats, and your plan is to split the vote.

Dems didn’t “lose” the working class. Misinformation overshadowed the message.

There’s a lot the Dems can do for unions and working-class normal folks. But Kamala could have cured cancer with a touch and they wouldn’t have believed it because everything else they consume downplays the improving economy, security and stability under Biden so it was ultimately useless.

Buckets of roubles on Facebook and X won this election.

America’s closest crop that it has 130% of in vast fields?

Bungalows.

America grows bungalows. And while the vast expanse of bungalow fields are expensive to raise and feed, those bungalows are valuable first-food to the fire-tornadoes and seasonal floods.