Bad Pizza is good
Good Pizza is Great
Great Pizza is heaven-sent
One of the top 3 inventions of humankind. Up there with fire and the wheel. Maybe penicillin is a close fourth.
While the concepts you expounded are correct, their order is wrong.
Pizza did come after fire and wheel, but it is, of course, more important of them as it is encapsulating the concepts of “fire” in its forging and “wheel” in its shape.
Clearly, pizza represents the pinnacle of human evolution and, if you so desire, you can have it with a topping of penicillin.
you can have it with a topping of penicillin
I think I know why you’re constipated
Eating pizza with an accidental dose of penicillin tends to have the opposite effect on me.
Is fire an invention? I feel like it is something that happens to us wether we like it or not.
Good point, that means pizza moves up to place 2!
It’s great hot, and it’s great cold. What’s not to love? It’s quite cheap to make, although not so cheap to have delivered, and it’s one of those meals you can make that uses up leftovers well.
People who reheat pizza in a microwave will be first against the wall when I am king.
Doesn’t visit often enough and when it does, doesn’t stay long enough.
One of the foods that I love most!
I fucking love pizza
How does pizza feel about me?
Pineapple.
Grease. Cheese. Meat. It’s like, the food for the Gods, if I remember my childhood correctly.
I’ve had to change my favorite pizza now that heartburn and lactose intolerance have become issues. If you ever feel like changing it up, a pizza with oil, mushrooms, sausage, roasted garlic and parmesan & reggiano is excellent, as well as being easy on acid and lactose free! (Aged cheese doesn’t have lactose)
So, I live in Europe right now. And if there’s one thing Italians are great at, it’s opening authentic pizza places all over Europe. So I’m not in Italy, but I’m close enough that I get this REALLY good, authentic Italian pizza. It’s, like, perfectly thin crust, wonderful cheese… It’s heavenly.
But whenever I visit my family back in Canada, I crave this very old-style pizza that I can only find in my hometown anymore. I’m talking super-thick and fluffy crust, homemade tomato sauce, and a mountain of greasy cheese that gives the pizza a semi-oblong shape.
And what can I say… I love them both equally. Pizza is love.
Pizza is love.
Any pizza will find someone who loves it if you make it correctly.
I have no problem eating failed pizza either. If it has dough, sauce, and at the very least some cheese I’ll eat it.
I could eat it all day and shit it out all night
Passionately in favour.
Lust
