Open the car doors, HAL.

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This is gold.

Do mending so the car fixes itself every time you hit a pedestrian

We were a small team canvassing for a nonprofit. So we would go out to markets and busy areas and talk to people all day trying to get donations.

Well one time we were out during election times and this guy from our team spent the majority of the day campaigning for a local candidate. That was his last day on the team.

They do accept donations: https://foundation.mozilla.org/en/donate/

In case you were also wondering:

This newly uncovered button command allows players to exit any stage and return to the game’s map screen, even if they haven’t completed the level yet.

The Cheat Code:

To activate this cheat, players need to pause the game and press the following sequence:

Right + Y
Left + A
Up + B
Down + X

You gotta make sure to leave room for the crucial bean antenna

their insides look like a mix of their outsides and their personality

This wins 🏅

I love this so much

I would also recommend Doctor Sleep if you haven’t seen it. It’s a wonderful sequel/tribute to the Shining and so, so dark.

" Hell is other people"

All I think of is this now

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Dozing off on the job

“Where do you think it goes?”

These kinds of images make me wish I had studied chaos theory, they are so fascinating

New trolley problem just dropped

My brain keeps seeing the blue guy’s nose as his mouth, it’s very distracting