According to Alfred Matthew Yankovic:
There were seventy three of us living in a cardboard box.
All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks.
Every night for dinner, we had a big ol’ chunk of dirt.
If we were really good, we didn’t get dessert.
zanyllama52
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
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1·10 days agoThat is 100% the case. Stinky and yummy.
Kimchi and sardines
163·12 days agoLaughs in keepassxc
2·13 days agoYes, I use Dvorak exclusively, and touch type.
5·14 days agoThis is fucking gold lol, nice share. Snow fields, get ready!
My own artwork is mediocre at best, but holy hell, this thread is fun. Good stuff, everyone!
2·1 month agoThis parody min beautiful and timeless!
3·2 months agoFound the Linux user
Great topic for discussion.
Pole Position
Gran Tourismo
Road Rash
R.C. Pro-Am
Mario Kart
Jet Moto
Go Go HyperGrind
1·2 months agoI run:
Android: LibreTube
PC: Freetube (w/ Firefox redirect plugin)
AndroidTV: SmartTubeNext
This is literally the only way I will view content on YouTube.
This is the way
282·2 months agoStop paying rent to see who loses their home. It’s an ugly system.
5·2 months agoThe first video game I ever played was Asteroids in an arcade, before kindergarten.
Showed this to my kids. Their reaction was:
Kid 1: bruh
Kid 2: Is that the guy from Peaches?
That would be my move.
Password reuse is a real mother fucker. Good luck.
Well, I would love it if my tightly wound boss would pull something like this. Way out of character.
As a college student, I walked into the multi-use bathroom, and proceeded to a urinal. Strange, rhythmic, wet sounds were coming from the lone stall in use. I thought, “Okay, what the hell is this?” and tried to wrap things up quick, in case things got weird. Too late. I then hear another strange sound from the stall, something like crinkling wax paper. None of this made sense to my young mind. Then I hear a wet “plop” from the stall, and more crinkling wax paper noises. I quickly finish up, and turn to leave. On the floor of the stall I can see a partially eaten Subway sandwich. Unbelievable
This base human then picks up the sandwich, and continues eating.
To this day, I do not eat Subway.
Third party candidates. The real threat to america. /s
Will she get any votes? Tune in next time on Election Ball Z!