Better Tate than Taint.

Crab rave anyone?

Do you like Alex Jones?

Every time I have a fever, I vividly dream in the style of that dream sequence from Dumbo. Absolutely terrifying.

Sure everyone has heard of Stephen King and most know know of Dean Koontz. But 10 year old me wants to give a shout out to the best of em, R.L. Stine.

Ok, maybe I’m ignorant, maybe I found the phrase “body fart” hilarious, maybe both. But can someone please tell me what is the difference between a regular fart and a body fart?

Yeah but I bet they ate their chili with spaghetti.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-alot

This is what I came here for. Thank you.

Why do most of the comments in this thread match exactly with the comments in the linked reddit thread?

Still held down? What a monster.

From the wiki…

On November 3, 2019, Crazy Town’s van crashed into a moose during a tour stop in Ontario, Canada. Seth Binzer, Elias Tannous and Roland Banks were treated for bruises and cuts at the hospital.

Pretty Little Ditty is a gem tho. Peppers jam.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloodhound_Gang

The wiki page for them is written so poorly that it is hilariously fitting of them.

:gfdd

RIP scroll bar and scroll wheel. I’m swiping down to move the bar, which does the heavy lifting of moving the page up for me. This allows me to scroll more with less fatigue and thus I can consume more internet and therefore get more knowledge. Plus, swiping down works your bigger superior forearm muscles, which is the part of the arm that the ladies like, whereas swiping up works the inferior muscle on the other side that no one cares about. In conclusion, scroll down for bigger brain, better grip, and more birches.

Also known as Maugher Beach Lighthouse https://maps.app.goo.gl/5dJ7Ur6cSs2arRUD7

I bit and had to look up globglogabgalab. From what I can tell, globglogabgalab is a human monster from a Christian kids movie that consumes/eats ideas in books and sometimes consumes/eats people but the creator says it’s not an anti-book message but to me it seems to portray reading books something only monsters/bad-guys do. Idk, I’m not a kid but the inference was pretty obvious.

What I do know, globglogabgalab’s flow is sick.

LMFAO “Don’t dribble in my harmonica.” Thanks for that.

And sorry about the state of your state. As far as porn goes, that video was pretty tame and hardly even porn. Sure there are some titties and mild fetishism but the ad that preceded the video was more hardcore. There wasn’t even a swear word (other than the voice-over ad in the beginning) in the video! I’d say this video is almost wholesome and definitely hilarious, it should be shared and enjoyed, not denied by prudes and puritanical authoritarians.

Punctuation please. But I’m with ya.