The executives own technology.

No, that would be an anal bum cover. I’ve spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so is my greatest regret.

That tent peg was the last thing that went through his mind.

It’s a tool of oppression.

What about acronyms and initialization?

A toilet that never needs to be plunged or snaked.

He wouldn’t buy them from himself at full MSRP, only cost.

The best time is before two-thirty.

Don’t be an anti-dentite

Translation

as you can see, 21.6 degrees are displayed and not zero. I.e. if you want to heat milk to 90 degrees, the thermometer must read 111.6 degrees. does not meet my expectations of a thermometer

It’s for mounting the taxi license plate.

https://www.mogo.co.uk/products/rear-bracket-adjustable-for-square-tx-licence-plate

Why did I buy this? It’s just as confusing as 25 years ago

That’s a rhetorical question, right?

Ah you think headphones are your ally? You merely adopted the headphones. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t hear the sounds until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but deafening!

Which piggy squealed‽

I’ve also gotten an “app like experience” using the Samsung Internet app and selecting the “+ ADD PAGE TO” then “Home Screen”

But it’s not as good as Jerboa.