PrunesMakeYouPoop

Will the golden crane fly again?

Maybe he shouldn’t have spent so much money on avocado toast and fancy covfefe.

It’s what I imagine goblin cum tastes like. Fucking vile.

It’s more complicated than that. Don’t be a dick to someone on the edge.

So it’s her fault the toothpaste and deodorant are behind lock and key?

Demolition edition? I’ma need SIX seashells for this.

Just remember, you only have control of your second thought and first action.

It’s more expensive, and it’s typically not that much better than inorganic.

I’m not a fan of induction cooktops that turn off when you lift up the pan. I was cooking soft scrambled eggs at my aunt’s house and kept having to turn the stove back on every time I lifted up the skillet for more than about 3 seconds. It was super frustrating.

Setting VPN to Poland works.

Silent quit until they fire you. They won’t make you reimburse them if they fire you.

Power Wash Simulator haha. Twas a silly game.

Living in the PNW, I would very much prefer to be on permanent summer ti.e, since that way fall and winter night time does not come obscenely early.

It gets very depressing to go to work when it’s still dark, stay in a windowless room while it’s light, minus a few short breaks, and then go home and it’s already dark again.

Only 6 fingers this time.

Dying in the woods alone please.

Profiting?

I’d you’re in the US you can use zip code.

I mean, do they even enforce this? I flew spirit once, had a backpack and a messenger bag, and just boarded and flew. I mean, how could they possibly enforce this?

Thank you.

That escalated quickly…