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I hate everything about this.
I don’t know, “Frighteningly sudden” has a certain magic to it.
I want it to startle me awake like a dozing dog
I love everything about this.
For every one you don’t buy I will buy 10.
Demolition edition? I’ma need SIX seashells for this.
Outer Worlds 2 writing team here. You’re hired!
A bit of advance for those who want very loud shits: get your ass crack waxed. I’m not even joking here, you will gain godlike powers in public restrooms. Consider for a moment how loud you can clap your hands. Now consider how much quieter your clap would be if your hands were covered in hair. I was dating an aesthetician once who waxed my ass after a boyzillian. My shits reverberated the corporate bathroom until the hair grew back in.
