“Hurry up, I got a hot date with early death!” - Person getting tooth extracted.

More like Radothermia!

I still remember the first time I played StarCraft and watched the intro movie, when the battle cruisers left it blew my child mind.

A useful skill to learn in case you need assistance.

All things serve the beam!

It’s a shame it’s naught spelt yaught.

One counterpoint I would have to those other hobbies (I enjoy all of them, so no disrespect to them or practitioners of them) is they don’t expose a person to new ideas as easily. Reading is great for getting a potential new perspective on something, or just absorbing new ideas in general.

You can always combine both by reading up on another hobby you have, best of both worlds so to speak.

I can think of 731 reasons why.

Edit: or I hope they don’t mengele the translations.

Fair enough, I’ll have to give it a try next time I make mac and cheese.

So, I have to ask, why peas? It’s not something I would think to add to mac and cheese.

Now that’s a food pyramid I can support.

Okay, but, what if I choose another entire pizza as my pizza topping? What then science?!

Thanks for the perspective, that makes sense!

What aspect of this appeals to you? I’m having a hard time understanding the appeal of it.

I enjoy a good Irish breakfast, not sure what specifically is the difference between that and a traditional english breakfast. Just tastes smoother to me.

Behold! My loins are awaiting thyself!

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

I tried the bidet but it’s too powerful for my nose, just felt like I was waterboarding myself. 0/10, not recommend.

That’s just the name of House’s arch rival.

Y’all better not be driving any green (gayer) or yellow (gayest) vehicles either!