My favorite dumb joke of all time is from Fairly OddParents:

Cosmo: The gold news is I named my nickel Phillip!

King Gripullon: What’s the bad news?

Cosmo: It’s a girl nickel!

… Cosmo is so fucking stupid lol.

Wanda: “Two wrongs don’t make a right.”

Cosmo: “But three rights make a left.”

Windows vs Linux 😋