He’s mad because she never gave it back.
His mistake: She’s clearly a keeper.
A nose keeper
“When she stole my nose, she also stole my heart.”
If a woman did that to me I’d propose on the spot.
Well it’s been a while, wink wink.
Oh my, now I’m blushing.
He has no sense of humor. Not a loss in any way.
Definitely not. It would need three more frames.
That’s actually hilarious, apart from idiotic censorship of “pussy”.
“pussy”“pusay”
Pisay Pao. Z Nation was fun.
Jokes on you im into that shit.
Literally
You’re such a brownnoser.
Don’t care about bumhole or the pinch, but I’d propose instantly due to the humor.
Exaaaactly this. If you can’t laugh at yourself and me while we’re naked doing fun things, idk how much fun you’re having, really.
A actual shitpost
You got his nose but he’s got pink eye
That’s why you wear goggles, duh.
Ze goggles do nothing!
Here, have the visual version 🙂
what the hell is happening to the censored text at the top
pussy - > p*ssy - > p*say - > p yay!
no i meant that
Maybe they ai generated the coverup
It’s clearly a complete the CAPTCHA challenge.
Please enter the word you see above
A shitpost is happening
Balls are a fellator’s shield against unintentionally playing the back nine, and I’m insulted that god gave them to only half of us.
as the scrotum is easily the ugliest body part, bar none, for either sex, I gotta disagree.
you can shave it, dress it up, put a bow on it, nothing’s gonna change the fact that it’s a shriveled sack of nuts.
Couldn’t help thinking of this sketch… https://youtube.com/watch?v=alwARbVmWjQ
classic
There was a subreddit for people putting like outfits on their peckers, and that’s about the only thing I think the fediverse is missing. And before anybody tells me to start that community, I don’t have a dick of my own, and yes, I’m aware that it’s a skill issue.
The only thing?
Borrowing is not an option?
Every time I’ve ever mentioned that there’s people who do this, the reactions I get from people who have one are… not pleased.
Actually now that I think about it, I think it’s because most of those folks don’t want to see other people’s Johnsons. I guess there’s not as much overlap between people who have dingalings and people who want to see them as there could be.
I think it’s because most of those folks don’t want to see other people’s Johnsons.
I mean… Men who like men exist, though I say that as a pan-guy that doesn’t really seek out penis. Not repulsed, they just seem boring. Seeing them dressed up is actually funny and interesting until I get bored
as a humor source, dressing up dongs and nutsacks has potential (gross as I find the organs), but for porn, does it work for people who are into dicks?
In my experience, people who like cock and balls generally like looking at cock and balls in porn, if only for help fantasising about playing with said cock and balls. Dressing them up makes them less sexual and more humourous, which someone might be into in the same way as playing “got your nose” with your arse cheeks. Though it’s only funny for a split second when you’re not expecting it, then you actually have to remove the costume in order to access the cock and balls.
There was a subreddit for people putting like outfits on their peckers
hurk
Now now, let’s not kinkshame.
you’re right…
but you gotta know sometimes the hurk is involuntary
Watch out she got his nose! *blam* *blam* *blam*
I like trains
yes you do.
Love chowin box from behind like that. What a view.
Sometimes she can almost hear him calling her name and saying please let go
More like “pnease net go”. 😅
who hasn’t had this happen to them more than once
A devote Amish, I’d assume.
How do you think they pass all that time with no technology? Sure, they missed The Wire and Deadwood, but they’ve discovered sexual techniques that are still 150 years out for the rest of us.
okay is Deadwood really that good?
It’s probably my favorite show of all time, so I may be biased. It’s phenomenal, rich writing, like the ultimate Western written by the love-child of Dostoevsky, Shakespeare, and a very crass pirate. Starring Ian Macshane and Powers Boothe, as just two standouts among so, so many. I truly envy your first watch. I’m on probably my fourth. The movie is for the end, to help you mourn that it’s all over.
If we are talking about devoted Amish, they literally only have sex for the purpose of procreation, sometimes through a sheet in some cases. Sex for recreation, including oral or anal, are verboten under the Amish Ordnung oral traditions.
In practice, there is sexual “deviancey” and sex had with some degree of knowledge that doing so is not strictly for procreation. Due to cultural aspects, there is shame brought in by such things that they have to get right with God about. Rumspringa, think last repreve before devoting to the Amish life, is usually when young Amish sow some wild oats with some abandon with the English(outsiders) if they so choose.
If you are a single man going through Amish country and see a mailbox with a bag on it, it is an invitation to donate your genetics to the community. Don’t expect hot and steamy throws of passion, you are fucking through a sheet while the elders preside over the breeding session in the same room.
If you are a single man going through Amish country and see a mailbox with a bag on it, it is an invitation to donate your genetics to the community.
Wait what???
It is a thing, but uncommon.
For whatever reason they may find it to get some outside genetics to avoid genetic stagnation issues, infertility, or whatever, so they cover the mailbox as an invitation for outside help.
It is highly transactional and utilitarian. The potential father may be given simple gifts for the assistance, but it usually is a handshake affair and the gifts are more a hospitality thing.
Don’t go driving through Amish lands hunting some preindustrial strange, you are unlikely to find it… But you could get lucky.
Can I put a bag on their mailboxes to volunteer? How do you know this? Are you aware of this having happened? Do the elders literally just stand there with their arms crossed and go, “Hmm, yes, quite.” What happens if I have a really violently explosive orgasm, like just Tarzan screaming and collapsing into a heap of shuddering putty on top of the blanket woman. I assume that would be frowned upon? Or can I enjoy the one time, since it’s procreative?
I have heard it from a credible source who relayed a first hand experience going through with it. I have no reason to question either telling, as it was more of an embarrassing story and it is a practice that is known to occur near Amish areas from time to time.
You obviously couldn’t volunteer someone, you aren’t a king entitled to prima nocta.
I have no idea how your one-sided throws of passion would be recieved by the elders, as the account I heard was rather embarrassing and barely effective in immediate results. My understanding is the elders are there to prevent sexual assault or improper conduct, probably somewhere between a cucking and a urinalysis observer’s dutiful gaze.
This is exactly what men want, and we shouldn’t be allowed to have it, because it’s horrible and it makes you feel sick!
oral traditions.
Hehehe
To be fair, maybe fucking through a sheet IS the advanced sexual practice of the future and we’re missing out. I, for one, have never tried it. I tend to think I’m above it, because “normal” to me is the horrifying display of unfortunate nude bodies and their fluids clumsily flailing about until she gets upset for one reason or another. Maybe with a sheet, it’d be easier to picture something nice? Tell me more about the elders presiding over my breeding session?
Joking aside, I’m legitimately fascinated now. I know there was a reality show, but are there any more bookish sources about Amish sexual practices, or do you know more? I suddenly have questions.
There was a book written a while ago that talked a lot about the breeding habits and sexuality of the Amish, I haven’t read it so I don’t know if they cover the rare practice of semen donor solicitation from the pre-industrial age.
