And by god was it absolutely terrible. New restaurant, clean on the inside, tried 3 different things and I have to wonder, does anyone actually like jack-in-the-box? How are they still in business?
Deep. Fried. Tacos.
With American cheese.
2 for a dollar.
Are they still two for a dollar?
Probably closer to 1.99 now. Was 3 for a dollar in the 90s.
Only really good after midnight or the day after… But they are amazing during the right timeframe.
Oh that’s nasty.
It’s been years, but I remember the magic.
It helps to first be higher than giraffe pussy, then you get one of their late night munchie boxes (I like the burger with grilled cheeses for buns, or the chicken melt with hashbrowns on it) and several extra shitty tacos.
Where else can I get a burger, tacos, egg rolls, and churros at 3am on a Thursday night after closing down the bars?
I’m a lifestyle consultant. Keep up the good work.
I feel the same way with every fast food place i’ve ever been. Why would anyone eat at McDonald’s, when it’s not like some weird emergency where nothing else is open and you’re starving. KFC is weird and greasy, they don’t even try to make it look like food. Burger king is the same as McDonald’s but their burger have a weird artificial smoke flavour which makes it even worse.
Try McD’s sausage egg and cheese McGriddle (NOT McMuffin)
Taco Bell has a handful of good things
I like the sausage egg and cheese mcmuffins, I acknowledge that they are awful, but i still always get 2 when I leave for a trip in the morning. I’ve only gotten other things a few times to try to branch out, and both times I had diarrhea that night. Coincidence? Almost certainly. Will I stop getting mcmuffins on trip mornings? Certainly not.
To be fair McDonald’s has improved a lot in some of their food. Their quarter pounders are actually pretty damn good. But Big Macs and the like are still nasty. The one time I had kfc it was dry and tasteless. Other fast food isn’t so bad though
McDonald’s: here’s your burger, your drink, your napkins, your bag, your hand wipes, your silverware, and your kitchen sink.
Jack-In-The-Box: Hold out your hand (dumps burger condiments into hand)
Me: Um…napkins?
JITB: (sigh) Fiiine. (Pulls out emergency napkin)
I LOVE Jack-In-The-Box for what it is! It’s for sure bottom-tier fast food, but for what you’re paying, they make a damn good basic cheeseburger. I find the Jumbo Jack to be way better than whatever Wendy’s calls their basic burger. At least at my particular local Jack’s, the lettuce and tomato are always super fresh and crisp, surprising for a low-tier fast food joint. The Jack’s in my neighborhood have long standing deal with the local sports team where if they hit a home run in a game, everyone in the city gets a free burger the next day!
Jack in the Box has a lot of commercials geared towards stoners for a reason :) Tis best enjoyed after a sesh… I need to be high to enjoy the yack.
I mean, it’s not great, but it’s not that awful. Pretty good for ending a night out and it’s cheap.
Is Wendy’s better? Yes, but go to a Wendy’s at 2am trying to gullet a Dave’s Double and you’re going to be sick. Jack has burgers that won’t upset your stomach and don’t sit as heavy.
My digestive organs, for the past several hours, have been ceaselessly screaming bloody murder at me. You must have an iron gut
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You go there for the curly fries. Three tacos, large curly fries, and a medium shake, enough food to make me literally puke, all for $6.50. I used to go ice skating twice a week, and sometimes after skating and being exhausted and hungry, I would just pig out some Jack on the Box until I regretted it.
The one near my house had a broken shake machine for like 8 months, and I kind of stopped going after that. I just find it hilarious that the person who made that website making fun of McDonald’s for always having broken ice cream machines put a note saying, “just go to Jack in the Box. Their ice cream machine is never broken.” And I first saw that site while ours was broken.
Here’s my Jack-in-the-box story: In high school, Jack-in-the-box was just opening in our town for the first time. My friend group used to go there for the $1 Jumbo Jack. It was a first taste of adult freedom. Positive memories haha
It’s terrible unless you’re very drunk and then it’s fine.
I live across from a McD’s. There’s often a line of cars to the end of the block (it has a very limited amount of space in the parking lot). I can never understand why people still go there, much less wait in line.
Burger King is the only fast food-fast food that I eat. Quality is almost always good. And then there’s the better-in-class not-really-fast food-fast food: 5 Guys, Shake Shack (the good stuff).
they can provide me a sausage biscuit anytime of the day. breakfast all day wins me over every time.
Is it like Waffle House?
You have to be absolutely Fucked Up to enjoy Jack in the Crack. Either really high or shit faced drunk. Please tell me you avoided the tacos OP.
