If I’m ever on life support, I want you to unplug me.

Then plug me back in because sometimes that works.

Someone wrote log entries for the holodeck technician like 20 years ago… They were quite funny. Can’t remember where I saw them.

I thought it was 4 with Richard Pryor?

In our favorite rocket ship

His parents bought him a Ouija board? Think mom or dad picked it out?

Are there any apps that have swiping between posts?

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana Phone

Did you know that every Bizarro comic has a hidden eyeball (bottom right), alien (top right) and piece of pie (can’t find it in this one)?

BEES?

And always disconnect while you’re in the middle of speaking.

HEAD!

You can always tell a Milford man.

You know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

Porcupines have the pricks on the outside.

Do an image search for “coughing”. Ghost porn for days.

Very wild

Handbook for the Recently Diseased

Empty a can of corned beef hash into the toilet and squirt ketchup over it and then don’t flush.

Aww. I’m kinda sad we’re caught up!

Ah well, now we have like 10 years worth of content!