Call up, schedule an appointment, have them remove the card, and then kick them out.
Best response so far.
It even says “Junk removal” on the business card!
Use a vacuum cleaner with a detached hose. While applying suction from the screen side, slide the nozzle up while dragging the card with it.
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Someone could make WikiHow out of this.
15 steps and images for something that takes half a dozen words to explain.
You can use pencils as supports too
There’s a finer screen that isn’t very easy to see in the thumbnail.
can you jiggle the bits around and get it to pop out the bottom?
Are you flirting?
The snort-laugh that I just made after reading your reply disturbed my dog. Thanks for the guffaw!
Go to a local business, steal the bowl of business cards for a free dinner raffle, and start an immortalized game of connect 4 in your door.
In my country, a solicitor is a lawyer, so looking at the business card confused the fuck out of me for a moment!
Can you pry the screen out from that corner, remove the card, then just pry it back (maybe some sealant, I have zero DIY skills)?
Visiting the US years ago I got a chuckle out of “no solicitors” signs
Don’t hire these assholes.
Double sided tape on a stick should do the job.
Call them and ask them to remove it.
Perhaps you could use a pair of tongs? Maybe BBQ tongs.
Bite it out.
Burn it!
You better put some water on that damn shit!
- Pops from Friday
So many suggestions here are so needlessly complicated. Just put some tape on the end of a thin stick 🤦
Open the door, then light it on fire
I agree with this option the most
The safest way, would be to use a flamethrower
If NirodhaAvidya’s vacuum approach doesn’t work out for you and you can’t find an easy way to get the screen door apart, a couple sewing needles (or something similar) might do the trick. Stab the card toward a corner, rotate it so the far corner is higher up, stab with another needle, remove the first one and repeat to walk it up toward an opening where you can grab it. Might have to pick a new spot to poke it every few iterations if you’re not getting enough friction to make the card move.
