Turns out the A in AD&D stood for “Appalachian”.

…the St. Peter part is made up…

Which stands in stark lack of contrast with the rest of the bible.

Which would be a poor but not completely unreasonable way to describe what happens when you squish a clump to split it into individual grains so the oil can cook it evenly instead of making an oily white rice ball that has a fried outer surface.

I’ll assume they’re talking about breaking up clumps instead of the thing a serial killer would do and then just phrased it poorly.

I see what you’re saying, Star Trek just has too many redeeming qualities that could have made Scientology cool if they’d become StarTrekology instead.

Star Trek

… if you bought your Star Trek from a version of Wish that was also bought from Wish. Knock-offs all the way down.

His application to join the ATF is looking pretty strong though.

Wouldn’t say a word but with a little cheese and time, she’ll wish I was speaking with my mouth. Hopefully the collateral damage will understand that they suffer for a noble cause.

Must be cold, give it a blanket.

Would also accept a series of comic panels from a training montage where Answer learns to fight so it can defend itself.

We are still ascending on the roller coaster of bullshit and the drop is going to suck.

I think you’re safe, you’re obviously not a banana.

Sounds a little like Resident Alien (if you omit the bananas and Sweden).

My foresight readies me for melee.

Are you sure about that? I thought coronavirus sales plummeted because people were worried it’d give them Corona beer.

Staff it with rich fucks looking for relevence deep in that Musky sphincter and change it to “Department of Getting Eaten”. Efficiency accomplished.

That’s nice. Gaetz is still a kid-fucker.

That looks to me like defending a kid-fucker.

I remember something along the lines of supporting and defending the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. If anything, her time in the military should bring her greater shame because she chose to break that oath on top of being a generally shitty person.