I just missed mine. Feeling pretty stupid right now. Hopefully your stories will cheer me up.

  • Gork@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    I can think of only a few reasons why the military would have you take training in Texas:

    • Gunslingin’ with revolvers, single and akimbo

    • Practicing the perfect “Yeehaw”

    • Wrasslin’

    • Combat maneuver training in boots with spurs

    • Lasso training