cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/18111005
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(We apologize for the previously offensive bit- those responsible have been sacked)
Answer Key:
!The Picard Maneuver!<
!Dragon “Rider”!<
!ComradeSharkfucker!<
!PugJesus!<
!BonesOfTheMoon!<
!ByteOnBikes!<
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!Jeffw!<
!Track_shovel!<
!Return2ozma!<
!Hamid Abbasi!<
!Satan’smaggotycumfart!<
!Fossilesque!<
!Speculator & Kolanaki!<
Fun fact: dragons have a cloaca with a penis inside. The penis extends out from the cloaca when erect, but when flaccid you can stimulate the prostate with a hand, dick, or dildo. Always wash thoroughly before having sex and only fuck sapient dragons who can verbally consent.
Until next time!
*I’m David Attenborough, join me next time when we discuss the intimacies of the northeastern mountain ox."
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As a reptile, wouldn’t a dragon dong be a hemipene?
There are many kinds of dragons from many worlds.
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like yinglet? (canonically, most of their sex is gay, they canonically talk, canonically have sex with humans, canonically have genitals like this)
Sapience is not a requirement for consent. Or consent is not required where sapience does not exist. Or more likely, it is proportional. Consent and sapience is not a binary, a dog cannot talk but it will bite your nuts off if it doesn’t want you using it like a self cleaning self heating fleshlight. The same applies dragon
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