lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · há 1 anoWhat is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true?message-squaremessage-square650fedilinkarrow-up1589arrow-down118
arrow-up1571arrow-down1message-squareWhat is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true?lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · há 1 anomessage-square650fedilink
minus-squareundercrust@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·há 1 anoIt works best if you hold the fob under your chin and open your mouth in the direction you’re aiming!
minus-squareJee@lemmy.fmhy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up72·há 1 anoI swear these comments look more and more like a ploy to make me look stupid in public
minus-squareteawrecks@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·há 1 anoFor maximum effectiveness, open your mouth and make a “BONG” noise. It’s literally the same technology as a radar detector.
minus-squarecone_zombie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·há 1 anoAlso works better if you spread your arms and hold the fob with your chin
minus-squareelectrogamerman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·há 1 anoClosing your eyes and assuming an earth bending position like Toph helps too. Bonus points if you make your feet stomp the ground.
minus-squareBigBootyBoy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·há 1 anoAnd then point your left leg towards the sky for extra spread
minus-squarefmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·há 1 anoThe best id the look on people’s faces when it works.
It works best if you hold the fob under your chin and open your mouth in the direction you’re aiming!
I swear these comments look more and more like a ploy to make me look stupid in public
For maximum effectiveness, open your mouth and make a “BONG” noise. It’s literally the same technology as a radar detector.
Also works better if you spread your arms and hold the fob with your chin
Closing your eyes and assuming an earth bending position like Toph helps too. Bonus points if you make your feet stomp the ground.
And then point your left leg towards the sky for extra spread
The best id the look on people’s faces when it works.