Human is endoskeleton optimized crab. Arthropod crab is exoskeleton optimized crab.
Meanwhile the crabs on earth: “yo wtf??”
Which crabs do we choose to represent us?
Snow crabs? King crabs? The voice actor for Mr Krabs?
The Kurgan would be a solid choice.
Who is “us”? You got a crab in your pocket?
Hey when they can build radio antennas then they can talk to the aliens. Until then they can go play at the beach.
Throw radios in the ocean?
There’s no shortage of batteries to power them.
Well yeah you have all those electric boats sinking
anyone with extensive use of kitchen tongs has a primordial understanding of our clicky-clack fates
It’s true. It’s so satisfying to click those tongs, how can we NOT turn into crab?
reincarnation + carcinisation = clickyclackclack
reincarcinisation (clickity clack, crusty comrade)
Speak for your self.
You say we’re not crabs, but what do you call car culture and the main battle tank.
We’re Hermit crabs!
We’re cosplaying as crabs. We are no crabs.
Taste like crab
Talk like people
Crabs do evolve fairly often.
Oh god oh fuck someone out in the black taught them to read
Learning an alien language is what computers and experts are for. It’s not easy, but it should be doable. See also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OpoWJbo7oM
Let’s remake StarTrek 4, The Voyage Home…but with crabs!
That should be the title as well
Alternate plot line for the movie Contact
“Negative. We are trains.”
Toot toot!
Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
Big badda boom
Multipass
I know what you mean. But still…
Not sure if disgusting or delicious.
Why is it always crabs
You uh… probably want to get that looked at then? :-P
Even our STDs have carcinized.