The kid died 3 weeks later working in a coal mine.

As much as I’d love to watch Jake Paul having to spit out all of his stupid teeth, I’m not paying those people fucking money.

Ah yes. Definitely a hallucination. Nothing sinister going on here, nope.

Oh man I can’t wait for this knot of over-torqued springs to explode apart into pieces. Too bad the shrapnel will probably kill us all.

Yep the leopards are getting morbidly obese right now.

Bottom bunk.

But it is unbelievably funny.

Boy those pro-Palestine folks that didn’t vote for Kamala to protest her stance on the genocide sure did own the Democrats. I’m sure they’re super happy about helping get Trump back in office and aren’t at all upset about the leopards gnawing off their entire heads.

Temu? More like Trashmu.

Wow a cop actually got in trouble for dog murder. That’s what, 1 in 40,000 per year?

Get a dumb phone.

Yes.

God? Oh you mean the Tyrant. Yeah fuck that guy, he didn’t create shit.

Oh it’s a butterfly knife. Why the hell is it called “balisong” and who came up with such a stupid sounding name for it?

Probably that I haven’t killed myself yet. That’s not a joke.

Too bad some of the people who need the protection the most (disabled Americans) are unwelcome. Sucks to be us I guess.

Probably somebody got elected on a “protect the children” and did this to prove it. It’s not like it effects the jackass responsible for it. It’s performance child protection and it’s pretty common.

I’m sure that’ll be popular and there won’t be any repercussions and that unicorns will poop free candy for everyone.

Then it should have been goopier lol

Mass starvation is historically the usual trigger for revolution. Not always though.