When a prizefighter loses a fight, the first words out of his mouth are, “I WANT A REMATCH.” Polls clearly show that I won the Debate against Comrade Kamala Harris, the Democrats’ Radical Left Candidate, on Tuesday night, and she immediately called for a Second Debate. She and Crooked Joe have destroyed our Country, with millions of criminals and mentally deranged people pouring into the USA, totally unchecked and unvetted, and with Inflation bankrupting our Middle Class. Everyone knows this, and all of the other problems caused by Kamala and Joe – It was discussed in great detail during the First Debate with Joe, and the Second Debate with Comrade Harris. She was a no-show at the Fox Debate, and refused to do NBC & CBS. KAMALA SHOULD FOCUS ON WHAT SHE SHOULD HAVE DONE DURING THE LAST ALMOST FOUR YEAR PERIOD. THERE WILL BE NO THIRD DEBATE!
He mad.
ok fine when’s the vp debate that should be fire
Tuesday October 1st
Vance will be weird as fuck. Walz will be folksy and charming.
Trump’s heart will pop if Vance and Walz get better ratings. So I’m gonna make sure to catch it live
You don’t wanna catch any of that rotted spew when it does. Stand clear, and have the flamethrower ready to contain the spread.
Nuke it from orbit! It’s they only way to be sure…
Ooh, a little bit of tungsten could go a long way to helping out here, eh? Say, from orbit?
Tim Walz wins on all the charms
i can see Walz very politely ripping him a new asshole.
Humming like a Mary Tyler Moore version of Dexter? My team.
Sounds like a sitcom?
One and a Half Men
actually lol’d
and couch
This is a family television network, we don’t allow that kind of smut here
It would end me on the spot if Walz had some guys carry a couch out on stage right off the bat and place it between them.
“Oh, I’m sorry, is that distracting you?”
Where they share an apartment in Des Moines next to a pair of kooky sisters who works as tarot readers?
one of the sisters is trans and the other is a Republican
But we don’t know which is which!
Can they also both be Wiccans so we also don’t know which witch is which?
Well they are professional tarot readers…
Sounds like the perfect role for MTG
I’m generally not a sit com person.
But that sounds cute. I’d give it a chance.Ok, but only if they hang out at a hole in the wall resteraunt with a gruff cook, and an over the top gay head server who faces issues outside the resteraunt, but is well protected in the resteraunt. With a bunch of resteraunt regulars who seemingly never leave.
And a soup nazi.
“J.D., why do you keep getting the Couch card?”
Audience laughs
Walz is folksy and charming when he’s trying to be affable but he is still a shrewd politician and I bet he will eat Jimmy Dean alive.
Vance comin in hot lookin like Ricky Raccoon up in that beyotch.
He’s rightfully afraid.
Since he supposedly won the debate I guess he got a ton of donations…
Nope but Harris raised 47 M while his stock price instantly dropped. Hmmm.
He says he won and Kamala is proposing a “rematch”. If he actually believes that he won he would gladly take the rematch. But he declines it, because he didn’t win. He knows he didn’t win and he is afraid that another debate would mean his utter defeat. All he is doing now is damage control.
Yeah I was gonna say, the other thing prizefighters do is never back down from a fight lmao
What a giant whiny piss baby.
Piss baby?
Greg Abbott has entered the conversation.
Honestly I just want to see Trump in a town hall, like the famous Obama v Romney one from whence Ken Bone got his fame. That would be a fuckin show. Give Trump a mic but also give a mic to a few dozen people who can also respond to him.
Ken Bone was from 2016 I believe
Oh. Right you are lol
It’s okay to be scared donald, she would have kept destroying you and we all know it.
It’s really hard for me to comprehend why people are voting for this guy. He’s so childish. Thinnest skin in the world. I don’t get it.
There wasn’t a first debate. That was more of an ass-whipping. It was like watching a has-been WWE clown try to go into the ring with Tyson at his prime. Trump never engaged in debate, he just blathered and yammered like a demented, incontinent old racist.
That didn’t last, lol. He has said he was ready to go for another debate in the last day or so.
lol there wasn’t even a first debate, there was just him getting flat out massacred by Harris
There was. It was with the real Biden. The second one was with the alternate Biden (SHE IS BIDEN!!!).
Trump’s achilles’ heel is pride and ego. He surrounds himself with yes-people to constantly stroke that ego.
But he isnt dumb. He must know (maybe deep down) that she got under his skin and as a result she embarrassed him on national TV.
He cannot risk any more detriment to the ego.
No, he isn’t dumb. He’s a slave to his own worst impulses. Thus, you’re right. He must protect his ego.
bruh when he won against Biden he immediately said he wanted more debates
Dude could say “I’ll only do a second debate if it’s on Fox.” But it looks like he’s too afraid to even do that.
I’m reasonably sure he’d get owned on Fox too.
No shit, she handed him his ass on a platter. He won’t do that again.
Eh, this is debatable