Ohh you evil fucker

That’s my ringtone for when the wife calls my mobile!

Wait until you hear about L’Oréal nazi.

Media companies: but think how many clicks we will get!

Think you need to lay off the crack.

You’re living up to your user name.

A tank that chews through 5 gallons per mile? Who’s going to be sitting in the tanker truck to do refils?

“Uhhhh we seem to have lost his file…”

Almost a quarter way through this century

VR is great when playing Warthunder in aircraft, where you can easily track an opponents plane while maneuvering your aircraft after them.

For tank and naval battles - meh.

Fuzzy would make a great host. Waka, waka!

Grandpa who wants to end the free world, not run it.

What color crayon do you reckon he would use to fill in the form?

Dad was not lying on top of mum to squash her.

No matter how much 6yr old me was complaining after entering their room early one morning.

Do you have candles burning on it?

I don’t know, but I’m sure someone will sell them an assualt rifle with unlimited ammunition.

I’m more worried what will happen when the orange rapist loses. Or even worse, it ends as some draw that is muddied legally and then all shit hit the fan.

Either way, Stephen Gobbels Miller, in conjunction with corrupt Roger Stone, will be pulling all sorts of undemocratic shit to maximise chaos

Thank you for a solid, informative explanation. Any judge must be impartial and resistant to their own biases, which is not an easy task.

Hung, drawn and quartered is quite effective at maximizing the suffering.

Having your cock cut off and stuffing in your mouth while you’re still alive is a pretty brutal final fuck you.

It wasn’t unplugged, but Sid Vicious used his bass as a bat against Brian Faltin in Texas.