and she got fat!

Failing upward is the new norm. Probably because of all the sub-par people of generational wealth clogging the drains of society.

They all hate Trump too because he’s cut from the same cloth.

Also how my marriage is going.

Now if Samsung could only figure out the mysterious science behind making ice.

Enforced obsoletion. Android is really good about those updates.

Look into magnetic charging adapters. I’m just putting them on my wife’s devices out of the box now.

Ooooorrr drug companies could raise the price a little and more than double their profits!

Why would a woman want to hug Elon Musk like that?

Peak dad

and they should just capitulate an pull out for their own benefit.

Sounds like they’re already pulling out too much.

No one wants their children to grow up in a corrupt Oligarchy.

I think the difference is Hitler was smart enough to listen to his guys. Trump thinks he’s the smartest guy ever and probably ignores his guys quite often because he thinks he knows better.

Corporations are already assassinating people, and they run the government.

We need to invent a new term for whatever it is we are now. Something that defines “horrible excuse for a government chosen by the idiotic masses”

Boiled apple seeds might be a better solution.

Insurance would totally try to claim Act of God on that one.

I’m pretty sure we had HBO Now with no TV service for the last season or two of GoT

That sounds like group therapy with booze. Sounds awesome, actually.

Might make for some fun (and weird) roleplay one night after dinner with several drinks.