Last time I came into some local blueberries the grocer called the cops on me.
Those look delicious though.
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Cum joke after cum joke, … I’m not needed, you guys got this
How can I get an invite to your table? Those look amazing!
Blueberry curd? My god, why haven’t I thought of this. I’m going to have to
When I learned how to make lemon curd, I thought to myself why not try it with limes. Then the concept of berries came along.
This particular iteration with the blueberries is next level on the flavor.
Now you’ve got me really curious - could I do it with pineapple?
I’m gonna need a recipe. For science.
So you traded the blueberries for pastries? That sounds like a bargain to me.
cookie-monster-scarfing noises
Will you please stop ejaculating on the fruits, I can’t believe I have to tell you this again
Hey, don’t tell me how to live, buddy! I’ll come into berries all day every day and I’ll like it!