they’re holding out for the Dream Chaser anyway.

Considering I mentioned taxis… yes. I remember taxis.

But this goes a bit beyond corporations looking out for their interests. the whole “we’re not taxis” thing was specifically to negate local ordinances that require licensing and provide extensive regulations of taxis services. Like, service inspections, insurance requirements. Background checks to make sure your employees aren’t psychotic ax murderers.

as fucked as NY’s medallion system is, it’s actually stopping a host of problems that Uber failed to address. instead of complying with the rules… it argued (successfully,) that it was a ride-share matching service, and wasn’t any different than a person paying another for a ride into town.

Later, in CA they argued (again, successfully, at least in part,) that it’s employees weren’t employees but actually independent contractors. Specifically to get around minimum wage rules.

and they’re dumping in shitloads of money to stop public service specifically so as to maintain their stranglehold on the industry.

Government is also fucked up. but Uber and Lyft are a part of why goverment is fucked up. (after all, they’re people too… right…?)

<Walks walks onto stage and goes to shake Vance’s hand> “Hey, how was the tour of Ashely Furniture? Sorry I couldn’t join you… Did you find any attractive couches?”

until it’s him that gets fucked over.

what they don’t realize is he’s fucking everyone over constantly. They’re being fucked over and too stupid to realize it.

she’s probably going to be okay with you making her a bag.

edit: also, what pattern are you using for the more open sections?

(though one time I made a giant floppy laundry basket and my parent’s dachshund was visiting over thinking it was a dog bed, so, this definitely happens.)

Watermaids.

I mean…

I Don’t necessarily see a problem with either of those scenarios. Unless they’re abusing the cat/animals. I think I would suggest next time something more amenable to the animals, though.

Also, I might flrt with the animal more than the actual date.

when people tell you who they are… believe them.

Sooo many people follow trump without believing a word he says.

You’d think Unions would just reject that bullshit, but then Teamsters is … probably fully on board.

Here’s what I don’t get.

He’s incredibly consistent, not paying contractors, or employees. Or paying fractions of what the contract actually stipulated.

I don’t get why any contractor would work for him. any contractor that works with trump is going to get fucked over. its how he operates.

I think they’re saying a date with a cat.

…

I have an idea.

How about the pope turn over all the pedo priests? and all the evidence they’ve burried, too. And like. Let them have their day in court. Criminal. Court.

Oh. that’s right.

Vance is already talking about it.

I heard this gif.

It went “Weeeeeooooo<leafy splash>” over and over again.

EDIT: wait. There’s actual sound. And it’s awesome.

Pretty sure Stormy coulda told you that way before Vance the Couchfucker.

“We don’t want to ride on a Boeing. We’ll take the next ride.”

“It’s the space x.”

“You mean the space NEXT? Isn’t there the Dream Chaser? We like that one.”

And sometimes, you just want to annoy the person who’s not a cuddler.

Isssokay. We still like you.

Trump has all the STDs. He caught the last one after fucking Vance’s couch.

I remember this thing in NPR about the kind of grudges male hippos make.

The story was about a tour guide that would take people down the Nile (iirc,) and there was this one particular hippo that would come out and be a dick every time he was on the water.

Well, this guy moves away for whatever reason. The hippo goes away, stops bothering people.

Then the dude came back, like years later, doing guided tours again. Asshole hippo is on the water and tries to kill him again. Like. Flips the boat then drags the dude under. I forget if the hippo let him go or got shot or whatever, but yeah.

“A little higher please. I said hig-aahhhhhthatsssthessssspot”