I’m a scientist, so I’m not suggesting this isn’t some weird natural phenomenon.
But I was walking home with some friends, we were going down a very inclined street. No cars, it was late at night. No wind at all, no rain, just your average night after a hot Brazilian day.
And then I see something speeding up the street. I ask my friends and they see it too. The thing then reaches us - it’s a roll of toilet paper. Ok… What? How is it climbing that fast and for so long? But it keeps going, and up it went.
Nobody understands how it moved the way it did. We just call it the “toilet paper happening”.
I’m a scientist, so I’m not suggesting this isn’t some weird natural phenomenon.
But I was walking home with some friends, we were going down a very inclined street. No cars, it was late at night. No wind at all, no rain, just your average night after a hot Brazilian day.
And then I see something speeding up the street. I ask my friends and they see it too. The thing then reaches us - it’s a roll of toilet paper. Ok… What? How is it climbing that fast and for so long? But it keeps going, and up it went.
Nobody understands how it moved the way it did. We just call it the “toilet paper happening”.
[Guy with remote-controlled toilet paper snickers from behind a bush]