• EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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    11 months ago

    “The year is 2025. The use of Silly Putty in combat is now a warcrime. Our platoon just received a new shipment of slinkies. I shudder, wondering which toy next will find use in warfare.”

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      Word had it that LEGO cluster munitions are in development in conjunction with the heavy munitions division of Nerf.