“The year is 2025. The use of Silly Putty in combat is now a warcrime. Our platoon just received a new shipment of slinkies. I shudder, wondering which toy next will find use in warfare.”
Word had it that LEGO cluster munitions are in development in conjunction with the heavy munitions division of Nerf.
Goliath 2
What is the garbage taped to the top? Photos look like my frakkin yard.
It’s not painters tape it’s a diverse portable covering material. Top of the line military technology that is.
Have you seen the state of Russian trenches? It’s like 60% trash. This will blend in well
What is the other 40%? Asking for a friend.
empty space for more
trashorcsRussian soldiers to fill in (sorry, this autocorrect is really annoying).
A block of plastic explosives and possibly shrapnel
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