You are bound for a long life, greatness, admiration, and loyal associates.
Judas: You are about to come into some money.
But you may have to hang around for a bit.
“Fortune cookies will be invented in the United States 1900 and so years from now in order to sell more Chinese food”
“Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 40, 10, 4, 34”
Deception is just around the corner. Choose those around you wisely.
Hang in there.
Nailed it
You are not the imposter.
“The future will leave you hanging.”
“Your future will be nailing.”
“What kind of bullshit is this. I’m already a carpenter.” Tosses fortune.
Raise your hands high because you’re going to nail the future
“Betrayal may come with a kiss. Be wary of false friends.”
“You just ate Chinese food”
Having many loving disciples can never be spoiled by an occassional traitor.
“None of this matters.”
Someone you know will surprise you
“beware the ides of march”
some old stock fortune cookie
“Which one of you losers is paying this bill”?