Jocular ones are welcome too (and no doubt inevitable), but I’m looking more for “sensible” ones. Some examples:
- Unmoved Mover
- Great Universal Mind
- Undifferentiated Aesthetic Continuum
- Ground Of Being
Excuse for horrible actions.
Not what I was looking for, but I did chuckle. Would probably look good on a t-shirt.
The Big Lie.
“The Biggest Con of All Time”
Sky Daddy or his more accurate title of „Fictional Tyrant with bad Temper“
Zeus?
Sky Daddy.
- Random Chance
- Cause and Effect
Depending on the situation I guess.
I think, otherwise, the only time I invoke a higher power is when I swear :)Scammy McScam Man
Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The writers
“physics”
Imaginary Sky Man.
The Universe
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If you’re talking specifically about the Jewish deity, I generally use “Yahweh”. As that is the name ascribed to him in Jewish mythology. If you’re speaking of a more general deity, I tend to use “RNG”. This being the acronym for the “Random Number God”.
Ahem, HaShem.
Gesundheit.
Or, if you prefer: “Yahweh bless you.”
Why “number”?
“RNGesus” is the supreme deity controlling random number generators. Whether loot drops in online games, or jackpots at casinos, RNGesus determines whether you win or lose. Apostates say he’s just rolling the dice, but the faithful know it’s all a part of his master plan.
Aha. When tech geeks meet theology. I like it!
I like Bo Burnham’s titles (both from the song Rant):
“The Blue-balled Anti-masturbator” and “The Great All-loving F*ggot-hater”
Edit: the instance removed the hate speech (which I was simply quoting and don’t condone) so I censored it
