This would be better without top text. It adds nothing.
It helps people feel smug when they figure it out immediately.
I R smrt
the equivalent of an internet IQ test telling you you’re a genius
Excuse me, I took an Internet IQ test and the result was 85. That means I’m smarter than 85% of people right? Right?
Facebook post
Got it
5min eh? Guy is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
the assault one was the hardest for me but otherwise yes lol
Sharp as a cue ball
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Got it
Criminal charged with battery.
Yes that’s the joke
“Charged” was the addition here
Next time you find a boomer joke consider not sharing it.
Embezzlement, manslaughter, and insider trading.
Got it in one.
Genocide, child cannibalism and raping nursing home patients
Hello James it’s Dorothy I hope you and the kids are well. How do I stop seeing this on my lemmings feed. Order corn
yim yum
This is something my grandpa would send me from Facebook.
Your grandpa must be a dad, I bet.
Seasoning and Tongue Zaps?
There’s a web series I read where a superhero team were named assault and battery, they were married and assault was previously a villain battery was trying to catch.
got it
maybe I’ve heard it before, but it seemed very obvious to me.
Assault and battery Money laundering
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