so it goes the opposite direction that the earth does, great
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so it goes the opposite direction that the earth does, great
when donald trump’s alters take over and start fronting mid speech
imagine if he lives and georgia goes democratic by one vote
Jimmy Carter, Alive, Celebrates Birthday
Because It Exists For Profit
meanwhile, the former president:
the middle class in America goes up to fucking $50 million dollars, Elon Musk could still have these minor millionaires killed for looking at him wrong
what times do you think might be wrong?
the onion should’ve gotten on that a decade ago
they are one bad day from snapping and going full KKK and they’re all deluding themselves into thinking everyone else is the same way
we’ve provided an amnotated dataset that shows that actually almost all the cops are good, please train the AI accordingly :3
Throw Soup At The Oil Execs Instead
i don’t think most people are laboring under the illusion that the world will be okay, just the illusion that they and their local community will be okay
i don’t know if the red states would object to the blue states seceding or vice versa, so instead we’d be looking at american interventionism 3: this time it’s personal
increase the size of the house to 100 million members
I interpreted this as “having the basic ability to take as actions would allow you to do this”, which is also true, I can ferment wine and then gradually make it more concentrated
unshittification
maybe the english language doesn’t deserve grammar