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    Me: I need a trumpet, a xylophone, full drum kit, an electric guitar, a full PA system and a grand piano for my jazz show

    Yamaha: I got you

    Me: I also need a motorcycle to get there and a set of golf clubs for Sunday

    Yamaha: I gotchu there too

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      Me: I want to play games until I get fat

      Konami: yo, there you go

      Me: damn, that was a bad idea, I need to go work out in a gym

      Konami: I’m way ahead of you

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        Me: An ATV for the beach, a Snow Mobile for the winter and a Jet-Ski just because they’re fun.

        Yamaha: Of course!

        Me: Oh, and you wouldn’t know where I could find a DVD player?

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      I love how these logos often still reflect the initial small scale business, a Yamaha motorbike still features a trio of tuning forks for music. A Mitsubishi… anything… has the three propellor blades of a Zero fighter plane. I made that second one up but apparently it’s three Oak Leaves or Water Caltrops, a simple and enduring symbol.

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      ITT: people who are surprised large manufacturers manufacture lots of things.

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        East-Asian megacorps are kind of on a different scale if you’re not used to it though

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          There’s a reason that popular Cyberpunk looked to Japan for inspiration when it comes to end stage capitalism in a digitally connected world.

          The assumption was that these Japanese style megacorps would segregate and dominate the internet, in the way we’ve mostly seen tech-bro startups manage.

          Honestly I prefer the cruel indifference of the Cyberpunk musings on megacorp dystopia than what we’ve got.