you’re telling me there are people who DON’T have a high-refresh monitor, mechanical keyboard, and wired 13-button mouse on them at all times?

Oh good, I’m not the only one who rotates in their sleep like a rotisserie chicken

how do I install X

Go to joinmastodon(dot)org, pick an open server, then enter your email, a username and a password. easy

that’s cool, but did you know that you can get more pizza if you order two mediums instead of a single large?

“Enjoy the next 24 hours”

sounds like a threat even though it can mean the same thing as “have a nice day”

I am once again asking:

Do you fear God? —(yes)—> TempleOS

ok but where’s MASHINGTON

Cartoon Network then: cartoons

Cartoon Network now: Teen Titans Go! on repeat

Do you fear god?

Yes: TempleOS

No: Hannah Montana Linux

do I look like I know what a “JphEg” is?

I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog

I’m a joker, i’m a smoker, i’m a midnight toker

that was such a great movie, I liked the part when you said “it’s barbin’ time” and totally barbed all over those guys

There was that ship that got stuck in the Suez Canal, and Squid Game.

Only in EU/EEA countries. So us here in Gilead America are SOL at the moment

Of course there isn’t. And you know the word “gullible” isn’t in the dictionary, either.

Discovery of new music is so much easier now with Spotify/YouTube/etc. In the past you had a slim-to-none chance of coming across a band/artist/album outside your local scene, no matter what the genre. Back then you kind of had to be “in the know” for that to happen.

“Literally 1984”… unless I’m asking you what year the Macintosh 128k came out I don’t wanna hear it.

as long as they have no bones, i’m sold

“WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT??!?!?”

Classic.

MATLAB is an okay programming language when used in the right context. It’s intended for scientific applications, so trying to do your standard object oriented programming with it gets weird. I think we forget that some things were made for a specific purpose- you know, a hammer can’t do everything and all that.