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What is this, poop post v2?
Yeah, at least the poop guy had a realistic time frame.
Death
Wrong. Dead bodies fart.
I’m shocked to learn this. Eventually they stop, right? Permanently I guess?
Having a dog. It lets you blame the smell on them.
Butt plug
If enough fart gets blocked up, that butt plug is becoming a projectile.
Being my wife.
At least she claims to never do it.
A perineal tear. Unless you count queefing.
I don’t know if it’s true, but I heard heard astronauts don’t fart.
What is that Armageddon spoof, where an astronaut farts in order to propel himself in a 0 G environment?
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