Short answer: Fuck them
Long answer: Too bad they’re important for our ecosystem. But still, fuck them
I’d advice against that.
great for a healthy ecosystem
but keep the hell away from them
They’re cool af. Look at those colours! And the ergonomics.
I leave water bowls for them during summer.
They’re not exactly friendly but when you observe them enough you can judge if you’re annoying them and should gtfo. Most of the time they just mind their own business.
That’s pretty dope.
I just think many humans don’t grasp the concept that we can also piss something else off and should gtfo out of their area.
Especially since we make more and more parts of this planet our areas.
Yes the colors are pretty amazing. The metallic coatings.
White, Anglo Saxon protestants are fine. I usually try to associate with atheists, agnostics, or the generally unchurched, but you do you, right?
Always good to have diversity after all, and WASPs are part of that diversity! (Wait until they learn that, they’ll lose their minds!)
Proof that god doesn’t exist. Proof that if I’m wrong and god does exist, he’s a fucking asshole not worthy of any worship.
God is whimsical, cruel, and all powerful. The core message isn’t worship but rather respect.
Yeah no thanks, fuck that too
I would love them if they had a concept of personal space, or a survival instinct that told them not to get up in someone biggers face.
As I’ve aged, I’ve lost the ability to hear them too, so now they love to sneak up on me.
Yellowjackets are annoying, but I got a colony of 5-banded Wasps that conglomerate on my trees every late summer- hundreds of males just hanging out, showing off their sweet bods while the ladies fly by perusing selections for mating. They’re chill AF and not a pain.
But I mean, there are over a hundred thousand wasp species, and Yellowjackets are what most people think of when you say “wasp”, but as annoying as they are, don’t let them color your opinions on the otherd
The species I’m familiar with, Polistes dominula, is cool: they hang out around noon looking for water sometimes, I splash some and they oblige. Sometimes they hang out where I’m doing stuff and they’re cool and move if I gently shove them. They complain a bit when I trim leaves where they happen to be chilling, but fly away. Never stung. They are surprisingly polite and aware of you, plus they eat some pests and polinate stuff. Some other species are assholes, though :/
In general, even the most gangster animals don’t want to fight. Peace is enjoyable to every creature.
I’ve had no trouble with stinging insects since I started viewing them as tiny strangers I was just passing on the street. Move predictably, don’t focus my eyes at them too long.
Hell, I bet bugs even learn to read animal facial expressions, just like we can see whether they’re on guard or feeling safe from their movements. A bug can see when an animal’s thinking about eating or killing it.
Incidentally imagine how terrifying an anteater must be, from the perspective of the ant. Imagine a creature towering between the buildings with a long sticky tongue seeking around, sticking as many people as possible to it, then suddenly slurping them up into the sky.
That’s pure horror.
They get an unfairly bad rap because some of them have the audacity to threaten humans right back. They’re actually damn important species for all kinds of ecosystem processes that support other species less offensive to our sanitised, idealised view of nature.
Some of them also have larvae that are genetically programmed to eat their hosts’ vital organs last, to ensure the food source doesn’t rot.
It’s not precisely evil, but it’s close. It’s a deliberate, if not conscious, move by evolution to use consciousness as a meat preservative.
I read that they are extremely near-sighted, which is why they like to inspect everything and everyone up close, giving the impression that they want to deliberately annoy you.
But deliberate or not, I still want to eat in peace.
Still though, fascinating creatures, I enjoy watching them as much as I enjoy watching any other insect bugger about.
Like the hornets who hunt them.
I’m fine with them until they start building their home on my home. You will die a breathless death with my spray if you build on my house.
I don’t much care for them. They build their nests on my home, and they sting.
hate those little fuckers
I tolerate them any time of day except when I’m sleeping.
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A lot of wasps are totally harmless to humans! we have this really cute red stripey kind that constantly flies in figure eights over the ground, trying to detect Japanese Beetle larva to eat, for which I am grateful. I like wasps in general.
