No fictional characters. Sorry, Grandpa Joe haters.
Probably dead, be a much easier fight that way
You didn’t let the real question even touch you right? 💀
Trump. I have relevant experience.
Careful, known crotch grabber.
Experience destroying Cheetos?
Jesus, just for the bragging rights.
(Many scholars believe him to be a real person, but with a bit overstating and inaccurate literature associated with him)
BUT if he was real and actually worked as a carpenter, he may be super jacked, even without any magical powers.
Yeah, have you seen him up on that cross? Dude is shredded.
Going for that Jeeeeesus on the cross look
Idk that anybody from the era of regular famines can qualify as ‘jacked’
Tucker Carlson.
Partially because of his extreme Backpfeifengesicht, but mostly for his Backpfeifenpersonality.
the ceo of poverty
He usually went by “Ronald Reagan”
Unfortunately, that’s Mike Tyson.
Anyone living or dead? Definitely dead. I think I could reliably win a fight against a dead guy.
That’s what they always say, but no one considers the starting conditions.
Imagine you’re fighting a dead fat guy. Sounds easy, right? 300kg of dead weight just waiting for you to bury your fists in it.
But now imagine the fat guy starts next to you, standing. Can you stop 300kg of dead flabby dude from burying you? Didn’t think so. You’re gonna die a gruesome suffocating death under some guy’s quadruple chin because you didn’t consider the implications.
Come on. Be better, people.
How has nobody said Hitler or Stalin? You bunch of Communist Nazis.
Lenin. I’ve seen his body he’s a little bitch
He had some debilitating disease at the end.
Stalin would kick my ass.
Think I’d try wrestling with Kaufman.
Hitler got that crackhead energy from all the drugs he on and is a war veteran too. He gonna be scrappy in a fight. And i dont wanna have to go the rest of my life knowing i lost to a man with one testicle.
I was wondering the same thing lol. I’ll take on Hitler. Maybe use a bat like in that one scene in Inglourious Basterds
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Matt Walsh. As much shit as that guy talks about LGBTQ people = groomers, you just know that this gross fucking turd has some interesting “research” saved on his hard drive. Outside of Steven Crowder I’ve never seen someone project so hard as this creep
I know I probably won’t win a fight with most adults, so I’d probably go with Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair just so I can easily win.
Though, if it’s him in his prime I’d have to fight, I’d change my answer to just any old random baby that died of SIDS just so I can win and feel good about it.
Bruh
I’m still holding on to a bit of animosity towards that guy Spez.
Gotta beat Henry Kissinger to death with my bare hands
Ron DeSantis.
I’m angrier at Rupert Murdoch, but DeSantis would have more of a positive effect.
Woodrow Wilson. Id probably lose, but as long as i got a solid hit in at least itd feel worth it. Fuck Woodrow Wilson.
I thought there was nobody I’d like to fight, but I was wrong. I totally agree with you. Fuck Woodrow Wilson. I actually have a shirt that says that.
Helen Keller
This also holds the hidden potential for the most-humiliating defeat, though.
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The actor that played Grandpa Joe.
I like your style
