No you were supposed to read The Oatmeal.

Yep.

Hello traumatic memory I had been successfully repressing.

Thanks, I’m cured.

Still enjoyable to watch. I mean you can’t judge it by today’s standards but it is fun.

Ditto. Hated them as a kid, then as a young adult I could tolerate them cooked, now I could eat them raw (on/in something). Tastes change, man.

Same thing with mushrooms and mustard.

Omg

I’m sorry, wait a minute, back up.

There’s an animal called the mountain bongo?

And it is cute as a button?!

Best news of the day.

Well, it was the birthplace of t_d… not like it didn’t have lots of right wing voices before.

https://youtube.com/shorts/t7sZCjRKi-U?si=qpuRkovRcrFBGuje

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Washington got a really awesome governor.

Damn, Bones.

Yep.

I can’t pay attention to the cuteness because I’m trying to figure out the photo credit. Do… do they not believe in et al.?

ITT: none of the power posters I was thinking of. Suspiciously silent now, eh?

Y’all ever watch the og Alvin and the Chipmunks movie where the Chipmunks race the Chipettes in hot air balloons while unknowingly being smugglers? It holds up pretty well, considering.

Pretty sure I have photographic evidence of the leaf monster I spawned to terrorize the overgrown creek bed into revealing its outcroppy secrets.

It was me. I am the leaf monster what walks in the water.

Actual cannibal Shia Lebeouf?

Istanbul was Constantinople now it’s Istanbul not Constantinople​ been a long time gone, Constantinople and a Turkish delight on a moonlit night. Every gal in Constantinople lives in Istanbul not Constantinople​ so if you have a date in Constantinople she’ll be waiting in Istanbul. Even old New York was once New Amsterdam, why they changed it i can’t say, people just liked it better that way… So take me back to Constantinople no you can’t go back to Constantinople cause it’s Istanbul not Constantinople been a long time gone, Constantinople why did Constantinople get the works? That’s nobody’s business but the Turks… Dodo do do do de do do do do aaaaaaa whaaaaa (I’m just going to stop here)

Ok it’s from memory don’t sue me if I fucked it up.

I read this comment in Astarian’s voice, lol