John
(long pause)
Doe

So horrible. In the 15 years I’ve had cats, I always, ALWAYS check. Better to check a thousand times without need, than to live with that regret.

God, I knew someone who accidentally killed a kitten this way, and the guilt really ruined their mental health.

“RAGING FEMINIST” (apparently)

aAaAAh the French!

Loch Ness monster.

And the Hitler beetle.
[edit] Here is the eyeless Hitler beetle.

Clothing?? Why would he wear only one piece of clothing, barely covering his frog body, in the same color as his skin?

Avril Cravign

Phuket, I’m leaving.

Ugh the war on drugs is so stupid.

Wow, that’s uncomfortable.

And if it’s a boy?

What kind of HR rat snitched on him?

Vladimir Nabokov got criticized and accused over writing Lolita all the time.

Did he sing about his wife’s womb as a pub that’s closing and expelling the drunkards?

>:(

I now identify as a Power Bisexual.

And then go get some coffee while my containers rebuild

docker system prune -a
docker compose up —build