I’m not judging you, my man. It just sounded like maybe you were having a bad day.

Mucho love, amigo!

You sound like you need some joy in your life, homie.

“Mr. Webley, I trust you have a license for that firearm?”

“(mumble mumble)”

“He does for this one.”

Hoo boy, even better.

Ah yes, the unbeatable “hypersonic” wunderwaffe. How many does that make now? 4? 5?

NCD containment breach! This is not a drill!

People want the newest shiniest thing. Cars are no longer tools, but status symbols. And people absolutely will not give up status.

I just shut everything down.

I can’t think of a scenario where I need a PC/laptop in less than 10-20 seconds.

Phone? Sure, if I want to take a quick photo or something, but a PC? Where’s the hurry?

Maybe millionares. But billionares? It’s no longer about smarts, but taking advantage and building your wealth on the backs of others.

Musk is not smart, he’s shrewd.

The hazards of smoking.

We’re going back to the best looking space vehicle, lads: the Space Shuttle orbiter.

“It’s a meme, you dip”

Oh man, I wish that we could have that here. One app from one of the bigger banks here, straight up refuses to run if you didn’t download it from the Play Store (like Aurora).

The only downside to this is that banking apps won’t work anymore. Some of them won’t work without GMS, or with a custom ROM, or if Knox is triggered (Smasnug), or even if the bootloader is unlocked.

Unfortunately, more and more banks are deprecating their web apps in favor of mobile apps, 'cause who doesn’t have a smartphone?.

Otherwise, I’d switch back to LOS in a heartbeat.

That goes against the whole anti-tracking idea of these frontends.

If you want to be tracked (and across multiple platforms no less), just keep using Google’s crap.

Bot malfunction?

Is this LemmyShitpost or CrustyFacebookMaymays?

Can’t help bringing the US into everything, can you? This happened in India.

Here comes another Chinese earthquake: ebrbrbrbrbrbr

Wouldn’t he be happy that there are no electronics allowed?