Mr President: I beg my pardon?

He also abuses his X all the time

Why is my cocaine retiring?

He’s hoarding them for when reddit goes down completely

No just balls

Do you only call them when you have one of your dramas?

My lava broke my heart.

What is girl?

Did she turn up dressed like a 15 century tavern wench?

Amber Heard, is that you?

Really? me tries to sound sentence in Japanese

Eat siewyuk. Love siewyuk. Cook siewyuk. Want eat more siewyuk. Siewyuk love. Siewyuk life. Siewyuk means roast pork belly here.

I don’t get it. He told her to STFU? And she liked it and was “picked up”?

It’s not a laughing matter. The world used to be He He He He He He He but soon there’ll be no more He He He.

He got some offers through a series of faxes

Omg there’s Nick Fury porn now!??

Me and @psychothumbs and @YoBuckStopsHere

Chapock!

I’m tempted to go back… but only to see how are things going, how’s the outcome of the exodus and such

And lemmiwankers for the NSFW side?